Saturday, January 26, 2013

HBO orders comedy pilot from the Duplass brothers

LOS ANGELES (TheWrap.com) - The Duplass brothers are adding HBO to their extended family.

Sibling "Jeff, Who Lives at Home" collaborators Mark and Jay Duplass have landed a comedy pilot with HBO, a spokeswoman for the network told TheWrap on Thursday.

The half-hour pilot, "Togetherness," revolves round two couples living under the same roof who struggle to keep their relationships alive while pursuing their individual dreams. The Duplass brothers will write, executive produce and direct the pilot.

Stephanie Langhoff of Duplass Brothers Productions will serve as co-executive producer.

Last month, HBO ordered a pilot for the comedy "People in New Jersey," about an adult brother and sister who puzzle through the mysteries of life's big and small mysteries while living in the Garden State.

That project will be written by Bruce Eric Kaplan, a co-executive producer and writer on HBO's "Girls," with "Up in the Air" director Jason Reitman directing. "Saturday Night Live" boss Lorne Michaels will executive produce, alongside Kaplan, Reitman and others.

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/hbo-orders-comedy-pilot-duplass-brothers-183617914.html

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Bora s Picks (January 25th, 2013)

Another amazing week with an embarrassment of riches! Dig in! And have a great weekend reading all of these ;-)

Flesh-Eating Beetles Explained by Mollie Bloudoff-Indelicato:

The word ?dermestid? derives from the Greek word meaning ?skin,? and the insect is aptly named. These creepy crawlies will eat the flesh off carcasses in a process called skeletonization. Wildlife law enforcement agents use the beetles to expose skeletons when harsh chemicals might damage evidence, such as marks on bones. Museum curators and taxidermists also use the bugs to clean skeletons for research and displays. Hundreds of dermestid beetles are often used to pick a cadaver clean?.

The Whole Two Yards: Giraffe Neck Growth Patterns by Anne-Marie Hodge:

Extreme adaptations seem to serve as canvases upon which people paint their various pet theories about evolution. The origin of the giraffe?s nearly two-meter long neck has long served as fodder for ?just-so? stories, and has been featured in everything from Rudyard Kipling?s tales as a metaphor for self-improvement to countless biology textbooks as the default illustration for Lamarck?s theory of evolution via inheritance of acquired characteristics. Amongst the speculation as to why any reasonable species would develop such an extreme feature, two hypotheses predominate: 1) Giraffe necks elongated in order to enhance resource access, either through a co-evolutionary dynamic with Acacia tree height or through competition to obtain more browse material than shorter ungulate species; or 2) long necks are the result of sexual selection, akin to peacock tails, that result in more successful mate acquisition for longer-necked individuals?either because female giraffes think long necks are sexy or because males use them as weapons to compete for mates. It also could have been a combination of both, or long necks could have enhanced capacities for thermoregulation, or for vigilance . . . or something else. The debate over which mechanism applies in this case has defied resolution to this day?.

Tu-itter by Alexander Brown:

?.As of July 2012, there are over 8 million Twitter accounts in France out of half a billion Twitter accounts globally. Let?s assume that the vast majority of them tweet in French. I think that?s a safe bet, although there is probably some multilingualism and English influence, too. We would also have to factor in French speakers/tweeters in other parts of the world. I think Canada, parts of Switzerland and London* would be especially common ? I?m not sure how many people in former French colonies (many of which are in Africa, where I imagine Internet access is more restricted) use Twitter?.

A need for nature by Kate Prengaman:

I just spent a lovely weekend in the wilderness with some friends, carrying our equipment out to a cute cabin in the woods, cooking over a woodstove, cross country skiing, and generally enjoying the peace and quiet of a snowy forest. On our reluctant drive home, a friend and I discussed the striking clarity of mind we were both feeling after several days in the north woods. Maybe it was a few days away from the distraction of email or twitter, I certainly enjoyed turning my useless phone off. But maybe it was just being out among the trees. ?

See ya, latex: Reinventing the condom by Hannah Krakauer:

IF I didn?t already know what they were, I would have difficulty identifying the objects in front of me. There are about 20, mounted on a rack of vertical wooden pegs and illuminated into ghostly shadows by a light box beneath. They resemble elaborate sculptures in translucent resin. One looks like a thin, hollow lemon juicer; others are like accordions or abstract spaceships?.

We HAVE the technology by Rosemary Peters:

On my 10-hour flight back to the UK to start my second term at Imperial, The Avengers movie was my third in a trio of action films I watched to try to stay awake as part of my mission to avoid jet lag. I had seen the movie in theatres when it came out last May, but watching it a second time enabled me to move past the action and actually think about the technology in the film?.

New Metamaterial Camera Has Super-Fast Microwave Vision by Nadia Drake:

A small, microwave-detecting camera that can see through solid materials in real time has been developed. Soon, the device could be adapted and used in law enforcement and security where, among other uses, its inventors envision airport scanners that screen passengers for weapons or explosives as they walk by?.

Digging deep: Finding power potential beneath a volcano by Alexa C. Kurzius :

When looking for new sources of clean energy, why not tap into Earth?s own natural furnaces? Volcanoes, with their bottomless heat and energy supply, may be a promising power source thanks to recent advances in harnessing geothermal power?.

Fitness: When doctors practice it, they?re better at preaching it by Lacey Avery:

Med student Brian Brewer is working on a body ? his own. He grips the pull-up bar and slowly uses it to raise himself, then goes back down and repeats the procedure. After completing a set of pull-ups, he drops to the floor for pushups. He follows that with core training to work his lower back and abdominals?.

After a Die-Off, Runts to the Rescue by Joanna M. Foster:

It doesn?t take an expert to understand that logging and violent storms cause massive damage to forests. What is less obvious, however, is the devastating effect that the removal of trees and vegetation can have on streams and lakes?.

Bitter is better: How bitterness established the genetics of taste and supertasters came to rule taste research by Andrew P. Han:

In 1931, a DuPont chemist named Arthur Fox was pouring phenylthiocarbamide, a whitish powder, into a bottle when he accidentally let some of it get airborne. Another chemist in the room, C.R. Noller, complained loudly about a bitterness in the air, which gave Fox pause, since he didn?t taste anything. Puzzled, he did what any curious scientist would do: take a lick?.

My Med Student Friends Are Zombies: On The Complicated Lives Of Doctors by Khalil A. Cassimally:

Many of my med student friends are zombies. They also appear to age quicker than the rest of us, which probably has something to do with the fact that I see them after long stretches of societal oblivion. Many of my med student friends have also struck on my nerves at least once. ?Arrogant, know-it-all rascal,? I distinctly remember murmuring (in less restrained fashion) on one occasion when a door slammed onto my face because my flu was apparently too much of a contagious risk to be allowed inside?

Serial killer or scapegoat? Cat advocates and conservationists debate how many dead birds is too many by Joss Fong:

What happens to a nation?s birds when millions upon millions of cats are granted free reign outdoors? The U.S. and many other countries are inadvertently conducting this experiment without doing enough research to determine the result, fueling a heated battle over how to manage the world?s most adored invasive species?.

Did dinosaurs lactate..? by Jon Tennant:

The fossil record is brutally frustrating; it mostly preserves only vestiges of deaths long past as body fossils, with occasional glimpses of life being gleaned from their surroundings and any trace fossils, or activity fossils that we might find. One question palaeontologists have long been seeking the answer for is how good were dinosaurs as parents? Modern birds are descended from dinosaurs, and are pretty awesome parents in their nesting, brooding, and raising of their chicks from birth until they can quite literally fly the nest. But birds are the only extant group of dinosaurs out of three major lineages?.

Artificial (emotional) intelligence: Design is the key to health care robots finding success in our sympathetic nature by Nick Stockton:

The nurses met the robot during their coffee break. It was lime-green, squat with soft edges. Its designers called it RobCab, and showed them the blood sample trays inside its body cavity before sending it on its first retrieval. The hospital staff signed study consent forms while they waited, and joked about RobCab?s resemblance to a French cartoon character. The robot returned a few minutes later and delivered its first specimen: a box of chocolate?.

Save the Vultures? and Save Thousands of People by Douglas Main:

Vultures are more valuable than you may think, or at least they were. In the 1980s, more than 40 million vultures existed throughout India, where they ate about 12 million tons (11 million metric tons) of rotting flesh each year, according to the environmental writer Tony Juniper. Today, however, vulture populations have been reduced to only a few tens of thousands, and three of the most important species are listed as critically endangered by the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN)?.

Ethics abroad by Laura Geggel:

At the end of an autism workshop in India, a mother sitting with her unmarried daughter and her son with autism asked a question: How could she betroth her 20-year-old daughter if potential suitors thought autism was genetic? The mother requested that Action For Autism, the nongovernmental advocacy group running the discussion, stop talking about autism?s genetic components?.

Now, where did I put that Ebola? by Helen Shen:

In the first study of its kind, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) unveiled statistics on problems related to the handling of hazardous biological agents, such as Ebola, SARS and anthrax, at hundreds of academic and government research centres?.

Curious ?Mice? Thrive on Glaciers by Justine E. Hausheer:

The frigid, barren expanses of glaciers may not be as hostile to life as long thought?bizarre creatures have been discovered thriving inside mysterious balls of moss called ?glacier mice.? A pebble serves as the anchor, with moss growing around it?.

Do men really have higher sex drives than women? by Robert T. Gonzalez:

There is possibly no greater source of debate than the age-old question of whether men want sex more than women. But embedded in that debate are a host of other questions. What is a ?sex drive? anyway? What is a good scientific way to compare men and women?s sexual desires? What happens when women want it more than men? Does sexual desire in gay and lesbian couples mirror that of men and women in straight relationships??

Brainiac Parrots Threatened by Widespread Lead Poisoning by Cristy Gelling:

New Zealand?s kea* are among the most devastatingly intelligent birds on the planet. For instance, animal cognition researchers say kea are as smart as crows at solving mechanical puzzles. So it comes as a shock to learn that much of what we know about the kea?s unusual behavior in the wild comes from studies of birds stultified by lead poisoning?.

Carrion flies? suppers reveal secrets of forest biodiversity by Kate Whittington:

Picture the scene: you?re standing deep in a rainforest, gazing around you at the lush green scenery. In the depths of this tangled mass of tree trunks live a multitude of mammal species ? from fruit-feasting bats, to dainty duikers. ? Your task is to find out exactly which species are found here?.

The animal link to sleeping sickness by Charles Ebikeme:

As with many parasites, the nuisance they bring is partly compensated for by new insights they provoke. The African trypanosome is perhaps unique among all of the diseases of developing worlds. The diseases of sleeping sickness, inflicted on man and cattle alike, perhaps drove early man ?out of Africa? ? in an attempt to avoid tsetse infested areas of the Rift Valley. The Zulu word for powerlessness and useless, ?N?gana?, describes the disease in cattle ? listlessness, emaciation, hair loss, and progressing towards being fatal?.

The Geology of Skyrim! by Jane Robb:

?.The first question to ask therefore is what? What kinds of rocks can you find in Skyrim? Luckily, for most of this work, there are a whole host of other people in the world who are much geekier than me who have actually taken and collated and all I have to do is ask the right questions!?

So you?ve decided to quit smoking: Some simple tips to help you butt out for good by Taylor Kubota:

?You have to really want to quit or you?re not going to,? says Relia Merrifield, a 63-year-old former medical transcriptionist from Santa Rosa, California. Merrifield was a smoker for 35 years and tried many different quitting methods ? from hypnosis to the patch to acupuncture ? that she lost track. In hindsight she believes she couldn?t quit because she wasn?t fully devoted to the effort. It took a cigarette tax hike in 2000 to finally make her leave the pack behind. At the time she envisioned rolling up a $20 bill and smoking it; that permanently ended her three-decade battle?

Norovirus crops up in North Carolina by Kelly Poe:

A new strain of norovirus could make this a busy year for the nasty intestinal disease. Seven outbreaks have been confirmed across North Carolina so far in 2013, including in Wake County, and state health officials are trying to prevent more, said Dr. Zack Moore, a medical epidemiologist for the state health department. Norovirus is a group of viruses that typically cause severe diarrhea, vomiting and stomach pain, most commonly in winter months?.

Neural Networking: Online Social Content Easier to Recall Than Printed Info by Mollie Bloudoff-Indelicato:

Recollecting trivial and sometimes dull Facebook posts is easier than recalling the same information in a book. It also takes less effort to remember posted patter than someone?s face, according to new research?.

Source: http://rss.sciam.com/click.phdo?i=7c1ec329b18175e56d596b544ecd9961

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Friday, January 25, 2013

Akai launches MPC headphone series, we go hands on

Akai launches MPC headphone brand, we go hands on

Headphones, there's plenty to choose from these days that's for sure. But amongst the celebrity endorsed pairs, and the traditional brands there appears to be a gap in the market. Or, so thinks Akai -- the maker of the legendary MPC line of beat-machines -- as it's extending the brand to include three new sets of its own: the MPC Pro, MPC, and MPC Earbuds. Akai claims the new additions are designed for use with the kit of the same name, but looking at the design, we'd wager it's not shy of taking a slice of the more image-conscious / brand aware market either. The daddy of the bunch is the MPC pro (the lower of the two you see above. These come with 50mm drivers and an over-ear design, aimed at improving isolation. The MPC model (the other pair you see above) sport 40mm drivers and an on-ear design. Both the Pro, and regular MPC editions have a metallic red and silver finish, with foldable ear-cups. The baby of the bunch is the Earbuds edition, and these are designed for "active producers," or dare we say, sporty types too. The ear-hook design is reminiscent of other sports headphone buds to keep them in place. These, however, are Bluetooth enabled too. But, if you're worried about the latency while you're producing on the go, there's a connection for going traditionally 3.5mm-cabled too. Hear more past the break.

When we first heard that Akai was venturing into the headphone market, we can't deny we were a little excited. The idea of something specific to the MPC hardware / music production, and potential for MPC-inspired design tickled us. In reality, it's hard not to think that it's more about extending the brand onto another line of products. The samples we saw on the floor were early prototypes, and not final models, so things may change, but the design and the three tiered approach suggests this is as much about market appeal as it is dedicated producer hardware. The metal finish looked well designed and reminded us of the Beats Pro line (a little too much perhaps). They fold in, which is always handy for easy storage, and there is also a mic for when using with your phone. Wearing them was comfortable enough, but with no audio to enjoy, we're unable to sample how they actually sound. So, if that turns out to be a strong point, we can happily take these as the serious producer headphones they claim to be, until then, though, we're reserving final judgement. Price and availability to follow.

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AKAI PROFESSIONAL ANNOUNCES MPC(R) HEADPHONES
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From concept to creation, Akai Professional now offers a fully immersive production experience with headphones and earbuds that match each new MPC in
design and quality.

Cumberland, R.I. (January 24, 2013) - Akai Professional, the name synonymous with music production, announces MPC Pro Headphones, MPC Headphones, and MPC Earbuds, premium personal audio devices each designed for professional music production with Akai Professional's newest line of MPCs. Akai Professional will exhibit the MPC Pro Headphones, MPC Headphones, and MPC Earbuds at Booth 6700 at the 2013 NAMM show, January 24-27 in Anaheim, California.

Akai Professional's new MPC headphones and earbuds are designed to match each new MPC in design, quality, and purpose. Each is designed to empower producers with the ability to hear their tracks and hone their craft with unmatched clarity and precision. In addition, MPC headphones and earbuds provide an exceptional experience for simply listening on the go to a personal music library.

MPC Pro Headphones feature powerful 50mm drivers and an over-the-ear design for premium isolation and comfort in the studio, while MPC Headphones come with precise 40mm drivers and an on-the-ear design ideal for portability and music production on the move. Both feature Akai Professional's unmatched expertise in tuning and frequency response, as well as fully adjustable headbands, pivoting ear cups, and gunmetal aluminum and steel construction for a solid, comfortable fit. Overstuffed leather cushioning on the headbands and ear cups provides a luxurious listening experience for even the most demanding studio sessions. An audio cable with 1/8-inch connector and 1/4-inch adapter is included for music production, and a communication cable with a built-in microphone is also included for use with mobile phones.

"Headphones are a huge part of the production process," said Dan Gill, Akai Professional Product Manager. "With the MPC headphones and earbuds, we're simply doing what we've always done-delivering the tools musicians need to get fully immersed in their craft."

Featuring lightweight soft-touch ear clips with aluminum trim and volume control, MPC Earbuds are flexible, powerful, and designed for the active producer. They're engineered to be multi-purpose with the ability to connect wirelessly via Bluetooth(R) to any compatible music player for casual cable-free listening, or to connect via the included professional audio cable for latency-free performance during music production. The built-in lithium-ion battery recharges easily via USB (cable included). MPC Earbuds deliver Akai Professional's superior tuning and frequency response for any track via precise 13mm drivers. Producers can go wired or wireless by connecting or disconnecting the included 1/8-inch cable from the Akai Professional medallion that is located on the cable between the earbuds. The medallion also includes a built-in mic for using MPC Earbuds with a mobile phone.

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Source: http://www.engadget.com/2013/01/24/akai-launches-mpc-headphone-series/

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Thursday, January 24, 2013

Study: Fracking wastewater could be too much

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In this file photo, a fracking fluid pit sits next to a drill site near Waynesburg, Pa.

By John Roach, NBC News

The practice of hydraulic fracturing, or fracking, produces a relatively small amount of wastewater, given all the gas the technique recovers, according to a new analysis of operations in Pennsylvania. Nevertheless, the number of fracking operations has grown so rapidly that the wastewater being produced threatens to overwhelm the region?s capacity to properly treat it.

In fracking operations, 3 million to 5 million gallons of water are injected deep underground, along with sand and a chemical cocktail, to fracture shale rock and extract the embedded natural gas. Some of that water returns to the surface immediately after the fracturing. The rest comes back over the course of months and years. The result is that each well brings up hundreds of thousands to millions of gallons of wastewater.


Pennsylvania has invested very little in the infrastructure needed to deal with wastewater, even though the region was where the U.S. oil and gas industry got its start more than 150 years ago, Brian Lutz, a biogeochemist at Kent State University, told NBC News.

What?s more, the geology of the region limits the ability to dispose of the massive quantities of wastewater generated during fracking operations by injecting it deep underground, as is done in other regions of the country.

"That?s critical," Lutz said, "because that means we?re generating large wastewater streams in a new geography of the country where we don?t necessarily have a pre-existing capacity and, perhaps, we don?t have the necessary physical capacity to handle these wastes that we have in other regions."

Conventional vs. fracking
He and colleagues analyzed data from 2,189 active Marcellus Shale wells in Pennsylvania, and compared gas production and wastewater volumes to conventional well data. They found that shale gas wells typically produced 10 times the amount of wastewater as conventional wells, but they also produced about 30 times more natural gas.?

Lutz noted that the study is the first to put shale gas production into the perspective of conventional production in order to benchmark the amount of wastewater being produced per unit of gas recovered from shale gas wells.

The findings make the point that "as we expand domestic natural gas production, even if the expansion were driven by conventional production, our wastewater challenge would be no less and perhaps much worse," Lutz said.

Despite the greater efficiency in getting the gas out with fracking, however, the region has seen 570 percent growth in the amount of wastewater generated since 2004, due to the boom in natural gas production.?

In 2011, the last year data were analyzed, more than 830 million gallons of wastewater were generated in Pennsylvania's Marcellus Shale formation, Lutz and colleagues report in their study, which was published Wednesday in the journal Water Resources Research.?

Natural-gas boom
Over the past decade, the Marcellus Shale, which stretches from New York to Virginia, has gone from producing 2 percent of the nation?s natural gas output to about 10 percent. And the rush may have only just begun. Hydraulic fracturing was pioneered by the U.S. Department of Energy and its industry partners, and is largely responsible for a boom in natural gas production that some forecasts indicate will help make the country energy independent by 2035.

But independence comes at a price. As the fracking boom has accelerated, so too have concerns about the wastewater it generates and groundwater contamination from the chemicals injected into the wells.

Surprisingly, Lutz and colleagues note, only about a third of the wastewater from the Marcellus Shale wells was classified as flowback ? the wastewater that comes back to the surface within a few days of a frack. The rest is brine, water that is generated in the wells over a much longer time.

"What surprised us about this, and what?s certain, is that waste was definitely being documented as being generated at the well and taken to treatment facilities two, three, four years out after the well began producing and substantial quantities of waste," Lutz said.?

Much of the controversy surrounding fracking has focused on the chemicals in the flowback, many of which are unknown to outside researchers because the drilling companies consider them proprietary. But the brine often contains a much higher pollution load than the flowback, Lutz noted. What?s more, the finding suggests that truck traffic on back roads will have to continue long after the few weeks required for the initial fracturing operation, in order to haul the wastewater off to treatment zones.

Water issues overblown?
John Krohn is a spokesman for Energy in Depth, a gas industry trade group. He said the study highlights the water efficiencies that have come with the technological advancements used to access oil and gas in shale rock formations.

Those findings, coupled with increasing water recycling rates in the natural gas industry show that wastewater issues surrounding hydraulic fracturing "are at the very least overblown and discredited, potentially, by this study," he told NBC News.

Krohn noted that wastewater recycling rates in Pennsylvania were 70 percent in 2012, and some companies have reported rates of 100 percent. Recycling for the industry means using one of many technologies to clean the flowback and brine sufficiently to be used for subsequent fracturing operations.

"In a lot of areas, natural gas producers are able to use this fracturing fluid in excess of 20 to 25 times," he said. "And so what that does is it lessens the water footprint of the entire industry."

Lutz acknowledges that the industry has made strides in wastewater recycling, but he's concerned about a future when new wells aren't being drilled rapidly enough to handle the recycled waste.?

"As soon as your well population starts to stabilize or decline, then you are left with a large volume of wastewater, and there currently is no method than can recycle that water for an alternative use ? municipal or agricultural or something like that," he said.

Krohn said he doubted that such a slowdown in well drilling would occur. If it does, other options such as injection wells will offer viable alternatives, he said.

Given the unlikelihood of a slowdown, Lutz hopes the wastewater issue stays in the discussion.

"Wastewater from the Marcellus Shale is really a central challenge to future development," he said. "It is not an ancillary problem that is perhaps going to solve itself, but something that really needs to lead the discussion, at least from the environmental side of things, as we think about future development."

John Roach is a contributing writer for NBC News. To learn more about him, check out his website.

Source: http://science.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/24/16680436-wastewater-from-fracking-could-be-too-much-to-handle-study-says

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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Iraqi officials: Series of car bomb attacks in and around Baghdad kills 15 people

BAGHDAD - Iraqi officials say a string of car bomb attacks in and around Baghdad has killed 15 people and wounded dozens.

Police officials say the attacks started on Tuesday morning when a parked car exploded in Mahmoudiya, killing five people. The town is about 30 kilometres (20 miles) south of the Iraqi capital.

The officials say a suicide car bomb later struck near a security checkpoint in the northern Baghdad suburb of Taji, killing six. Another explosion in the northwestern neighbourhood of Shula killed four people.

Medics in a nearby hospital confirmed the casualties. All officials spoke on condition of anonymity because they are not authorized to speak to the media.

Violence has fallen since the peak of insurgency in Iraq several years ago, but lethal attacks still occur frequently.

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/iraqi-officials-series-car-bomb-attacks-around-baghdad-104328646.html

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Nevada grad rate improves, but still trails nation

LAS VEGAS (AP) -- New data from the U.S. Department of Education show Nevada's graduation rate is up, but is still last in the nation.

Preliminary figures released Tuesday show the state had a 57.8 percent graduation rate in the 2009-10 school year, which is well below the national rate of 78.2 percent.

But Nevada's rate is up from the previous school year, when it registered at 56.3 percent.

The report also shows Nevada's dropout rate was 4.5 percent in 2009-10. That's higher than the national rate of 3.4 percent, and it's not the highest in the nation.

Officials warn that graduation rates are estimates, and don't always account for students who transfer to other schools. States also have different definitions of a graduate, which can inflate some states' numbers and lower others'.

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/nevada-grad-rate-improves-still-165308393.html

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Thursday, January 17, 2013

Trash Talk: Tebowmania's dead, deal with it

The QB's faithful need to realize that their hero will never start in the NFL

Image: Jets' Tebow Reuters

Tim Tebow didn't start a game for the New York Jets this season.

TRASH TALK

By Michael Ventre

NBCSports.com contributor

updated 9:19 a.m. ET Jan. 16, 2013

Michael Ventre

The Jacksonville Jaguars are the perfect team for Tim Tebow. And they don?t want him.

Notice a trend?

I read with amusement how Tebow?s brother Tweeted how happy he was that the team that let Tim go in favor of Peyton Manning ? the Denver Broncos ? was ousted by the Baltimore Ravens this past weekend. Classy move, bro.

What Tebow Nation ? that bitter corner of the globe characterized by perpetual unrest and dissatisfaction ? fails to recognize is that its boy is not a factor. Never has one football player been so lionized out of proportion to his meager accomplishments.

He was a great college player. Granted. But he couldn?t beat out Mark Sanchez on the New York Jets even when Sanchez was awful. And when it came time to replace Sanchez, the Jets elevated Greg McElroy over Tebow.

New Jaguars GM Dave Caldwell came out a few days ago and silenced speculation that Tebow was Jacksonville-bound when he said: ?I can?t imagine a scenario where he?d be a Jacksonville Jaguar.? Can?t imagine it, which is quite a statement. After all, I could at least imagine it; I just know it won?t become a reality. Caldwell can?t even imagine it, using his imagination. Talk about a diss.

Tebow Nation likes to cling to last year?s Denver upset of Pittsburgh in the playoffs as evidence that Tebow rocks while Manning flops.

Here?s the real difference between Peyton Manning and Tim Tebow: Manning has been one of the top three to five quarterbacks in the NFL since he came into the league in 1998, he has one Super Bowl ring, and he?s a certain Hall of Famer, whereas the Jaguars GM can?t imagine Tebow on his team.

I imagine Tebow?s brother has yet to accept that cold reality.

Bad strategy by Armstrong
The only surprise that could possibly come out of an interview with Lance Armstrong is if he came out and said, ?I?m taking my talents to South Beach.?

Otherwise, Monday?s taping of an interview with Oprah is a misguided lunge at career resurrection. And I don?t mean Oprah?s. I understand completely why she would consent to it. It?s television after all.

But is this the best course of action for Armstrong after years and years of lying to the public? He finally got nabbed, so now he figures one high-profile TV interview with a celebrity host is going to restore the old magic and remove the stain he imposed on a positive organization like Livestrong?

Armstrong needs less spotlight, not more. He should drop out of sight, embrace a new pursuit ? preferably something with a completely altruistic purpose that doesn?t have his name emblazoned on it ? and rebuild his life.

Instead it seems his ego is far too gargantuan for that. There was too much damage done for any damage control now. And he can?t help himself. He still thinks he can charm people into believing him.

In the case of Lance Armstrong, ?The Decision? to confess to Oprah on TV is a mockery of a travesty of a sham, to quote Woody Allen. Armstrong can still pedal. But this he can?t peddle.

Lakers are becoming unwatchable
I don?t really have an answer to cure the Los Angeles Lakers from a basketball standpoint. Their problems are too numerous. Sometimes a natural disaster encounters problems with looting, disease and scam artists. The Lakers? situation isn?t exactly like that ? other than the natural disaster part ? but they do have many issues and few answers, despite beating a lame Cleveland club on Sunday night to end a skid at six games.

But in terms of marketing the Lakers, that?s a little easier. They can just take a tip from their neighbors, the Clippers.

Today the Clippers are 28-9, the second-best record in the NBA behind the Oklahoma City Thunder. Kudos to the current Clips. But there was a time not long ago when they were an incompetent clown show and had to practically plead with people to buy tickets and attend their games.

One way the Clips did succeed in putting fannies in seats was to sell the other team. ?Come see Michael Jordan and the Bulls play in person!? Or: ?Buy a package of three Texas teams and see some real gunslingin? basketball!?

Most of the time it worked. Fans who couldn?t get Laker tickets would jump at the chance to see exciting basketball ? played by the opposing team.

This is where the Lakers find themselves now. There?s really no reason for fans to go see them. In fact, superfan Jack Nicholson, along with pal Adam Sandler, even walked out with over seven minutes left in Friday night?s blowout loss against OKC.?

So the Lakers? brass should shift its marketing campaign to focus on the most attractive aspect of the game: the opposing team. It worked for the Clippers and gave them hope until they could get their act together. Granted, it might take the Lakers even longer than the Clippers to do so, but they might as well get started.

Mobile QBs are on a collision course
There?s a fascinating evolution going on in football, involving contradictory elements.

On the one hand, you have Colin Kaepernick, Russell Wilson, Robert Griffin III and college counterparts like Johnny Manziel and Marcus Mariota who are changing the game with spread-option elements and athleticism. The game of football seems to be headed behind these pioneers offensively, and defenses will have to change and adapt in order to deal with them.

On the other, you have a greater emphasis on preventing injuries, especially head injuries.

So you have quarterbacks more inclined to run, creating more opportunities for collisions at a time when football is trying to prevent them.

Yes, many of these upwardly mobile QBs have both the skill and the sense to avoid getting hit. But accidents happen, and the more chances they take running with the football, the more likely it is they?ll take a serious blow.

What figures to happen eventually is that, because there is so much money invested in star quarterbacks, defenses will be de-fanged. It won?t be flag football, but it?ll be close.

When free-wheeling signal-callers and predatory defenses meet face to face, something?s got to give. And it will.

A game of pepper:

  • Why is it that when Bill Belichick really should hold one of those giant play cards in front of his face when he?s about to say something, he doesn?t?
  • The Philadelphia Eagles have officially interviewed enough head-coaching candidates to quality as a job fair.
  • Before Sunday?s game, J.J. Watt of the Houston Texans reportedly spit on the Patriots? logo during warm-ups. I bet that served as bulletin board material in the groundskeepers? lockerroom.
  • Manti Te?O?s father is miffed at the Honolulu Star-Advertiser and threatened to withhold interviews and urge others to unsubscribe because it printed a photo showing his son on the ground as Alabama RB Eddie Lacy romps by with the headline, ?Bowled Over.? In defense of the paper, I?m sure they wanted to use a shot of Te?O standing up and making a tackle in that game, but just couldn?t find one.
  • The trick in Washington D.C. later this year is to see if Robert Griffin III returns to the Redskins before Stephen Strasburg gets shut down by the Nationals.
  • For years now I?ve been doing that move every time I finish a column. I didn?t know it was called ?Kaepernicking.?

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